Everything is a question
Being right is my obsession
My life is total fiction
These glasses aren't even prescription
I am a millennial man
And I spread my opinions anywhere that I can
I am a millennial man
And my favorite films are made in Tajikistan
I am a millennial man
I got a knot on my head and a micro-brew in hand
I am a millennial man
And I'm better than you and I’m telling you
(Cause I can)
An enlightened modern person
An upgraded newer version
I never had an original thought
Cause I’m an uptight, pretentious twat
I am a perfect person
An upgraded newer version
I never had an original thought
Cause I’m an uptight, pretentious twat